Arrr! Jamie Foxx be spoutin' curses at the devil after a brawl in Beverly Hills left him sportin' stitches!
2024-12-15
Arrr! On a fateful Friday at the swanky Mr. Chow, our matey Jamie Foxx found himself in a ruckus, gettin' a taste o' the ol' fisticuffs! He left with a lip stitched up tighter than a treasure chest, seekin' a bit o' doctorin' for his troubles! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the renowned Jamie Foxx, who be thankin’ his loyal crew of fans whilst callin' out the devil himself after a ruckus in the high seas of Beverly Hills! On a fateful Friday, our brave captain was celebratin' his birthday at the famed Mr. Chow's when a rogue from another table launched a glass like a cannonball, strikin' him fair in the mouth!With the devil busy schemin', Foxx declared, "I be too blessed to be stressed!" as he tended to his wounds with stitches aplenty. “The devil be a lie!” he proclaimed from his ship of Instagram, givin' thanks to those who be prayin’ for his swift recovery. He noted that when yer light shines bright, the dark forces be lurkin’ about, but little do they know, he's built for this tempest!
As the lawmen arrived on the scene, they found the fracas to be of a lesser sort, and no scallywags were taken prisoner. Foxx shared his recent battle with a brain bleed that left him fighting for life, but fear not, for he be back in action, ready to sail through his Netflix special, “What Had Happened Was.” So raise a tankard to our brave captain, may his sails stay full and his troubles stay few!