Arrr, matey! ABC's grovelin' to Trump be showin' the media's a fickle sea of scallywags and fancy footwork!
2024-12-16
Arrr, Disney be tryin' to sail a calmer sea after years o' battlin' the winds o' politics and bein' called too woke, like a scallywag with a parrot on his shoulder! They be wishin’ to keep the peace in their treasure-filled realm, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand ol’ ABC News, who after a fierce squabble with the notorious President-elect Trump, be found kneeling and offering apologies like a scallywag caught plundering the wrong ship! It be said that Richard J. Daley once bellowed that Democrats owe naught to no one, but alas, the winds of change be blowin’ fierce.When ABC, under the watchful eye of Captain George Stephanopoulos, settled a defamation case for a staggering $15 million, ye could hear the wails from the Democrats, as they raged against the tide! The notorious Marc Elias, a lawyer known for his crafty dealings, threw a fit, callin’ ABC a lily-livered crew for settlin’ with the Trumpster.
But lo and behold, the settlement came just before ABC was to be grilled in court, a perilous journey they wished to avoid. The judge had already declared that Trump’s actions were “substantially true," which made the whole affair more precarious than a ship on a stormy sea! As ABC tries to steer its ship away from the rocks of controversy, Democrats be jumpin’ ship, ponderin' a boycott of Biden’s library, while Trump shades ‘em like a captain in a shadowy cove. Aye, the tides be turnin’ in the media realm!