"Arrr! CNN be caught tellin’ tall tales 'bout treasure in court, causin' quite the ruckus in the defamation seas!"
2024-12-16
Arrr, matey! Navy scallywag Zachary Young be claimin' that CNN be pullin' the ol' parley trick, mislead’n the court 'bout their treasure maps of wealth and doubloons in his legal hullabaloo! Aye, the winds of folly be blowin’!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of a salty sea trial 'bout a scallywag named CNN, who be accused of keepin' secrets from the court like a treasure chest locked tight! A U.S. Navy veteran, Zachary Young, be claimin' that CNN smeared his fine ship, Nemex Enterprises, by suggestin' he be profittin' off the plight of poor Afghans tryin' to escape during the Biden administration’s hasty retreat in 2021. The lad be seekin' justice for his ship's reputation, which be sunk faster than a cannonball!'Twas a Florida judge who ordered the cable crew to cough up some financial documents, but lo and behold, they be tellin' tales that they would supply, yet when the time came, they had naught but wind! Their papers showed they never had the gold to reveal, claimin' their fortune was tangled with their parent ship, Warner Bros. Discovery. Young's crew be demandin' the judge to use the parent company’s treasure map to gauge damages against CNN, who be as slippery as an eel!
The court be settin' sail for a civil trial on Jan. 6, 2025, with all eyes on the crew of CNN and the wily captain Jake Tapper, who be at the helm of the segment that got 'em into this mess! Will justice be served, or will CNN sail away with the loot? Only time will tell, ye landlubbers!