"Avast! Hunt down them sanctuary scallywags who dare defy the Great Trump’s call to send ‘em overboard!"
2024-12-16
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be settin' sail to swiftly cast out the scallywags and ne’er-do-wells! If them liberal sea dogs dare to thwart him, they’ll find themselves in the brig! The winds of history be blowin' fair for our fearless captain! Avast, let the rum flow!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale o’ the bold Mayor Eric Adams o’ New York City, who cast aside his liberal sails and charted a new course! In a mighty display o’ defiance, he declared, “Cancel me, for I shall protect me city!” This declaration came as he parleyed with Trump’s new border czar, Tom Homan, hatchin’ plans to send scallywags with criminal ways packin’!Once a sanctuary-loving captain, Adams found himself swamped with over half a million swabs, threatenin’ the very fabric o’ his fair city. Aye, with crime spillin’ over like a barrel o’ rum, he quickly learned that the seas be stormy when ye harbor all manner o’ miscreants. Judgin’ by the scattered remains o’ his own open-border policy, he’s now a-fearin’ the wrath of a thousand disgruntled citizens!
Now, the likes o’ Chicago’s Mayor Johnson and Denver’s Johnston be swearin’ to block the federal galleons, but they’d best heed the law, lest they find themselves in the brig! The federal government has the authority, and those who think they be above it may soon find themselves in chains, or at the very least, out o’ pocket with lost federal doubloons! So hoist the Jolly Roger, for the winds o’ change be blowin’, and every pirate knows, ye can’t outrun the law forever!