"Arrr! A ruckus at the school in Wisconsin, where many a lad got more than a scratch, say the lawmen!"
2024-12-16
Arrr, the lawmen be huntin’ for clues 'bout a ruckus at that Abundant Life haven for wee scallywags in Madison, where near 390 little landlubbers be learnin’ their letters and how to swab the deck! What a hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the shores of Madison, where the winds be blowin' a bit rougher than usual! The landlubbers called the police be investigatin' a most peculiar incident—a shootin' at a place they call the Abundant Life Christian School. Aye, this be a fine establishment with near 390 wee scallywags, from the littlest kindergartners to the grandest scholars in 12th grade!