Arrr! Trump be claimin' the Biden crew knows the scallywag secrets o' the flying machines! Har har har!
2024-12-16
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be chimin' in on them mysterious flying contraptions spottin' 'round New Jersey and New York, sayin' the salty sea dogs of the military surely hold the treasure map to the truth! Aye, what mischief be afoot in the skies?
Ahoy, me hearties! It appears the winds be blowin' strange tidin's from the high seas of New Jersey and New York! President-elect Trump be claimin' that the Biden crew knows full well about them mysterious flying contraptions, known as drones, flittin' about like pesky seagulls over the landlubber states.During a grand parley at his Mar-a-Lago fortress, Trump exclaimed, "Our mighty military surely knows where them flying scallywags be comin' from! If they be launchin' from a garage, they could sail right in and have a peek!" But lo and behold, he thinks the government be playin' coy, keepin' the good folk in suspense like a pirate with a treasure map that leads to naught.
Senator Chuck Schumer, ever the savvy sailor, be callin' for radar systems to catch these aerial rascals, brandishin' a magic eight ball like a true jester. "Our good folk shouldn't be shakin' eight balls for answers!" he quipped, demandin' clarity whilst imaginin' the Dutch company Robin Radar as their savior.
As the tale unfurls, New York's Governor Hochul be shoutin' for reinforcements, so we can see these drones clearer than a mermaid's song! So grab yer spyglasses, mates! The drone mystery be afoot, and treasure hunters be on high alert!