Arrr! Biden be hoistin' the Jolly Roger, ready to swab the decks o' China fer their sneaky hacks, matey!
2024-12-16
Arrr, the Commerce Department be slappin' the ol' anchor on China Telecom's last sailin' in the good ol' U.S. of A! But fear not, mateys, for it won't stop them crafty sea dogs in Beijing from plunderin' our cyber seas! Avast, the jest be on us!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' mischief on the high seas o' commerce! The crafty folks at the Commerce Department be makin' waves by givin' the ol' heave-ho to what be left o' China Telecom's ventures in the good ol’ U.S. of A! Aye, they be throwing down the anchor and sayin', “No more!” to that scallywag company, but let’s not be fooled—this be like puttin' a band-aid on a cannonball wound!Ye see, the ban might sound like a victory for our fair shores, but it be likely as effective as a ship with no sails! Those sneaky landlubbers in Beijing be sharper than a cutlass and will carry on with their cyber shenanigans, plottin’ and schemin’ like a crew of dastardly rogues! Aye, they’ll be hackin' and crackin’ while we be singin' sea shanties, unaware of the storm brewin' in the digital seas.
So, while the good captains in the Commerce Department be celebratin’ this minor triumph, let us raise a mug o' grog and toast to the never-endin' battle against the shadowy foes lurkin' in the deep waters of cyberspace! May the winds of fortune blow favorably, but savvy, we must be ever watchful, lest we find ourselves caught in a digital tempest! Arrr!