Arrr! A scallywag from the DOGE crew be bringin' forth two jolly scrolls to trim the treasure during Trump’s reign!
2024-12-17
Arrr, mateys! Sen. James Lankford of the Okla seas be hoistin’ two mighty bills to swab the deck o' pandemic fraud, all in the name o' reformin' the government, crewed up with the Senate’s DOGE Caucus. Avast, let’s rid the ship of scallywags!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of legislative high seas! The good ship Lankford, captained by Sen. James Lankford o' Oklahoma, be settin' sail on a voyage to plunder the treasure troves o' government waste, spurred by the ruckus o' the COVID pandemic. On this fine Tuesday, he be droppin' anchor with two grand ol' bills to tackle the scallywags exploitin' unemployment funds and the COVID recovery booty.First on the docket be a measure givin' states the power to halt those thieving claimants from gettin' their ill-gotten gains, without the pesky requirement to restart payments, even if they be appealin'! Aye, let the fraudsters quake in their boots! The second bill expands the time to hunt down these fraudsters, givin' lawmen more time to chase down the doubloons lost to deception.
The Governor o' Accountability, Eugene Dodaro, be in favor of this plan, shoutin' from the crow's nest that we need to keep the seas clear o' fraud. With ol' Elon Musk and the merry band o' lawmakers joinin' the crew, they be ready to set sail on the 'Save America' mission, lookin' to slash waste like a sword through a ship's hull! Aye, let’s hope this voyage brings home the booty and cleans up the government seas!