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Arrr, Harris be spoutin' bright hopes for the morrow to the young scallywags in a jolly ol' speech!

2024-12-17

Arrr, at yon gatherin' in the land o' Maryland, the fair vice captain be spoutin' words like cannon fire, showin' a fierce spirit that'd make even the saltiest sea dog quiver! Aye, she be ready to take on the world, or at least a ruckus o' scallywags!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the tale of a fierce lady on the high seas of politics! Aye, it be the Vice President herself, deliverin' a rousin' speech at a humble community college in the fair land of Maryland. With fire in her belly and a gleam in her eye, she stood tall as a proud ship at anchor, ready to battle the storms of ignorance and apathy!

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