"Arrr! Abundant Life’s clever tricks be keepin’ landlubber scholars safe from the ruckus o’ cannon fire!"
2024-12-17
Arrr, savvy ye! The wise folks at that Christian school in Wisconsin be trainin' hard and takin' heed, keepin' the scallywag shooter from causin' more mayhem! Aye, without their savvy, the seas mighta been bloodier, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a most grievous affair in the land o' cheese and brats, where a dastardly scallywag thought to unleash chaos upon a fine Christian school in Wisconsin. But lo and behold! The wise souls at that establishment had been trainin' their crew in the art o' caution, just as we pirates hone our swordplay and navigatin' skills!