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Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin’ Trump’s Mar-a-Lago jibber-jabber be a glimpse o’ the stormy seas ahead!

2024-12-17

Arrr, on that fateful Monday, Trump engaged in a jolly duel o' wits with the press for over an hour! It be like the golden rays o' true captaincy broke through the storm, makin' us think he might actually know what he’s about, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of politics! After a tempest of stress, we be feelin' our necks loosen and fists relaxed, much like a crew after a fine rum. Just this past Monday, Captain Trump hosted a grand press confab at Mar A Lago, puttin' on quite the show that made many a heart swell with mirth.

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