"Arrr, the keeper of the scrolls be sayin' nay to the Equal Rights parchment, matey! A fine jest, indeed!"
2024-12-17
Arrr, matey! With Captain Biden feelin' the heat to scribble a promise for equal booty on the Constitution, lass Colleen Shogan be sayin' she can't sign off on it, for the law be as tangled as a ship's riggin' in a storm! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale o’ political mischief on the high seas o’ law! Our noble Captain Biden be feelin’ the heat from the crew, demandin’ he hoist the flag o’ sex equality upon the grand Constitution! Aye, they be wishin’ fer an amendment that guarantees all landlubbers, be they lasses or lads, fair treatment under the law.But lo and behold! Enter Colleen Shogan, a lass with a mind as sharp as a cutlass, who be standin’ firm like a lighthouse in a tempest! When pressed to put her mark upon this new amendment, she raised her hand and declared with a hearty laugh, “Nay! I cannot certify such a thing! The laws of the sea—and the land—be more complex than a kraken’s tentacle!”
So, there ye have it! Biden be under pressure, Shogan be dodgin’ the certifying cannonballs, and the seas o’ equality remain as tumultuous as ever! In the world o’ politics, it seems ye can’t just throw an amendment overboard and expect it to sail smoothly! Yarrr, the quest for fairness continues, but beware, mateys, for the path be fraught with legal squalls!