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Arrr, Raheem be sayin' them Falcons need a sprightly captain at the helm, while Cousins be sinkin' like a lead anchor!

2024-12-17

Arrr, matey! The Atlanta Falcons be breakin' their curse o' four lost battles by sendin' the aimless Raiders to Davy Jones' locker! But alas, their brave captain, Kirk Cousins, still be flounderin' like a fish outta water! Aye, what a jolly mess!

Ahoy mateys! In the brisk month of October, the Atlanta Falcons be struttin’ like the fiercest sea dogs in the NFC South. But lo! After hoistin’ the Jolly Roger with a 27-21 victory over the Dallas Cowboys, they found themselves tangled in a four-game losing streak worse than a ship caught in a stormy squall.

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