The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Pentagon's lettin' Malaysian scallywags go, claimin' guilty to mischief on the high seas! Aye, what a jolly mess!"

2024-12-18

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, those scallywag prisoners were hoisted from Guantánamo Bay like a treasure chest, 'bout a year after they confessed to bein' mere deckhands fer the infamous Indonesian villain, Hambali! A right jolly escapade, if ye ask me!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of high-seas adventure and clandestine capers! It be the year of our Lord, nearly a twelvemonth past, when a most curious operation unfurled at Guantánamo Bay. Aye, those poor sods—prisoners of fortune or misfortune, ye decide—found themselves snatched from their dreary confines in a manner most secretive, like a thief in the night!

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