Arrr, David Hogg be claimin' he caught a tempest of scorn fer ponderin' Dems’ charm on the young scallywags!
2024-12-18
Arrr, ye scallywags! David Hogg, that bold matey and DNC vice chair hopeful, be sayin' on the high seas of MSNBC that he got a right thrashin' fer suggestin' the Democrats woo the young lads. Aye, who knew reachin' out to the youth would raise such a ruckus!
Ahoy mateys! It be David Hogg, the bold DNC candidate, makin' waves in the realm of politickin'! He boldly proclaimed that the Democrats need to hoist their sails and reach out to the strappin' young lads before the next election, or risk sinkin' like a cannonball to Davy Jones' locker!This scallywag, who be hopin' to secure a spot as vice chair of the Democratic National Committee, shared his frustrations on the seas of MSNBC, claimin’ that the party be blind to the needs of the young buccaneers. “Ye see,” he declared, “the party be listenin’ to the whispers of consultants rather than the cries of the people!” Arrr, the lad's got a point!
He faced a storm of criticism for his insistence on givin’ young men a voice, with naysayers shootin' him down like a target at a fair! But Hogg be no fair-weather sailor; he vowed to break down the door if they won’t let him in the captain’s quarters!
With the winds of change blowin’ his way, this underdog be ready to steer the ship toward a more inclusive future. “I’ll not bend me views for votes!” he bellowed, ready to chart a course that welcomes all hands on deck! Yarrr!