"Arrr! Four jolly ways for cities to fend off the CCP scallywags threatenin' our good ol' way of livin'!"
2024-12-18
Avast, me hearties! With the 2024 elections in the rearview, the scallywags in D.C. be settlin’ their scores. Now, let’s hoist the sails and set our sights on the true threat lurkin’ in the shadows: them red-coated landlubbers from Communist China! Arrr, they be a troublesome lot!
Ahoy, me hearties! With the 2024 elections behind us, 'tis time to fix our gaze upon the treacherous seas of the greatest threat to our American way o' life: the scallywags from Communist China! The size o' their military be as vast as the ocean, and their economy be as relentless as a stormy gale! The Chinese Communist Party be schemin' to knock us off our perch as the captains of the global ship. But beware, mateys, for they be attackin' us from both the outside and within, like a sneaky sea serpent in the night! While Washington be the tip of our sword, the state and local governments must join the fray to protect our shores from the CCP’s dastardly deeds. It be high time for state leaders to cast off those "sister city" agreements with China faster than a cannonball flies! And let’s not forget, we must stop fillin’ our treasure chests with gold from the Chinese coffers. Many a retirement account be tied to them rascally state-controlled companies. States like Tennessee be settin' sail to ban such practices! In conclusion, we must hoist the sails and prepare for battle, or risk bein’ swallowed whole by the CCP’s treacherous tide! The time for action be now, or else we’ll all be walkin' the plank! Arrr!