Arrr, Biden be sailin' blind, leavin' Trump a treasure map to an economy on the verge of Davy Jones!
2024-12-18
Arrr, matey! Thanks to Captain Biden's treasure squanderin' over four long years, our ship's economy be weighed down by a mighty $36 trillion in chains, and we be down a whole $1 trillion in doubloons! Blimey, we be sailin' close to Davy Jones' locker!
Arrr, mateys! Ye be hearin’ tales of President Biden speakin’ of a so-called “strongest economy in modern history” as if it be a treasure map leading to gold! But, lo and behold, it be nothin’ but a scallywag’s yarn spun to make the Democrats look like the kings of the high seas! As I’ve noted, this talk be naught but a ploy to steal credit for a Trumpian economic boom destined to rise like the tide.Truth be told, Biden be passin’ on a ship in peril, laden with $36 trillion in debt and a deficit as big as Davy Jones’ locker! The crew be hollerin’ about jobs, yet the numbers be more fickle than a mermaid's kiss, with net growth turnin’ into a negative whirlpool! And as inflation sails higher, the economy be a smolderin’ dumpster fire, not the glamorous galleon he be portrayin’!
Biden’s claims of prosperin’ wages be as empty as a rum barrel after a long night at the tavern. Real wages be sinkin’ faster than a ship with a hole in its hull! If ye be listenin’ closely, ye can hear the groans of the middle-class as they navigate these stormy seas of Bidenomics. So raise a glass to the truth, for the strongest economy be merely a phantom ship, lost in the fog! Arrr!