The Booty Report

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"Arrr! The fearsome ‘Murder Hornet’ be swabbed from our shores, say the landlubbers in charge! Hoist the rum!"

2024-12-18

Arrr, matey! A pesky hornet be found in yon corner of Washington State. Five long years later, we be rallyin’ the crew and sendin’ that scallywag back to Davy Jones! Aye, for now, the coast be clear, but keep yer cutlass handy!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a pesky invader that dared to set its wings in the fair lands of Washington State. Aye, five years past, a hornet of monstrous stature was spied in a shadowy corner, causin’ quite the ruckus among the good folk and their bee brethren. This be no ordinary hornet, I tell ye! It be a beast that could give even the fiercest of pirates a run for their rum!

But fear not, for the brave souls of the land banded together like a crew of hearty buccaneers! With nets and traps aplenty, they set sail on a grand quest to rid their shores of this winged menace. Aye, they mobilized like a fleet of ships on a stormy sea, and after many a skirmish and some mighty fine strategy, they sent that hornet packin’ back to Davy Jones’ locker!

As the smoke clears, we find ourselves celebratin’ a victory—for now, at least! The hornet may be gone, but who knows when it’ll rear its ugly head again? So raise a tankard of grog to the fine folk of Washington, who fought bravely against the buzzing brigand! May the seas be calm and the hornets stay away, I say! Arrr!

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