Arrr! The highest court be settin' sail to ponder TikTok's duel 'gainst a law that might send it to Davy Jones!
2024-12-18
Arrr! The fine company, backed by its Chinese treasure-holding kin, be hollerin' for the First Amendment's aid, beggin' the court to hoist the sails before the fateful date of Jan. 19, lest they be forced to sell or walk the plank! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of a company and its swashbucklin' Chinese captain, who be cryin’ foul like a parrot with a thorn in its foot! With the winds of the First Amendment billowin' in their sails, they be plead’n to the wise justices to hoist the anchor before the dreaded date of January 19th arrives. Yarr, it be a matter of sellin’ their ship or be sent to Davy Jones’ locker!This here company, as clever as a fox in a henhouse, be hopin' to chart a course through the treacherous waters of legalese, arguin’ that their rights be as sacred as a pirate’s treasure map. They be wantin’ the justices to lend an ear and intervene to save their scallywag enterprise from bein’ scuttled or tossed overboard!
So, with humor and flair, they appeal to the court, hopin’ the gavel be swung in their favor, lest they be forced to abandon ship and face the wrath of the sea! Aye, what a pickle they be in! Will the justices answer their call, or will they find their ship sunk and their dreams dashed? Only time will tell, me mateys!