Arrr! Hochul be sendin' a fleet o' National Guard mateys to patrol the NYC tunnels like a scallywag's treasure!
2024-12-18
Arrr, me hearties! Governor Kathy Hochul be callin’ forth 750 stout-hearted National Guard scallywags to keep a weather eye on the New York City subway! With holiday landlubbers swarmmin' like barnacles, they be makin' sure no rogue sea dogs be plundering the trains! Avast, let the festivities begin!
Arrr, ye scallywags! It be that Governor Kathy Hochul of New York has summoned a mighty crew of 750 National Guardsmen to watch over the subway seas this holiday season! With the clangin’ of bells and the chuggin’ of trains, she be thinkin' this will keep the ruffians at bay.At a grand press meetin’, Hochul, with a twinkle in her eye, declared that the sight of these uniformed guardians be puttin’ a smile upon the faces of the good folk, makin’ ‘em feel safer than a treasure chest locked tight! She spun tales of her five-point plan hatched back in March, where these brave souls helped the local law keepers search bags for ne’er-do-wells.
With crime lurkin' like a ghost ship, Hochul be mighty proud of her crew, claimin’ a drop in subway shenanigans since their arrival. Aye, she be hopin’ that any scallywag thinkin’ of bringin’ weapons aboard will reconsider when faced with the sight of so many guards.
But hold yer horses! Some salty critics be sayin’ this be a case of “too little, too late.” They be wantin’ to know why it took so long to bring forth this mighty force. So, the saga continues in the bustling city, where safety be as precious as a pirate’s gold! Arrr!