Arrr! FAA be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger on drones in Jersey—too many sky critters causin’ a ruckus, matey!
2024-12-19
Arrr matey! The FAA be sendin’ word on Wednesday, puttin' the kibosh on drone sails o’er certain New Jersey waters ‘til the frost of mid-January be past! Aye, keep yer sky-borne contraptions grounded, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of flyin' contraptions in the skies o' New Jersey! The scallywags at the Federal Aviation Administration be puttin' a hold on them pesky drones, lettin' no more soar over certain parts 'til the year of our Lord, 2025. Aye, they be sayin' these sky-farin' machines be allowed only for matters o' national defense and such, 'cause ye can’t be havin’ folks spyin’ on yer treasure hunts!Meanwhile, House Speaker Mike Johnson, that landlubber, be scratchin' his beard and wonderin' why the government be as clueless as a fish outta water 'bout these drone sightings. He held a parley with bigwigs from the Department of Defense and the FBI, but it seems the answers be as elusive as a ghost ship in the fog!
Even the FBI be on the case, gatherin' thousands of tips, yet findin’ naught but a handful worth investigatin’. They say, “Fear not, good people! There be no grand conspiracy afoot!” A tad bit of overreaction, they claim! So, let the rum flow and keep yer eyes to the sky, fer the drone saga be far from over on this wild sea of uncertainty!