"Arrr, Tom Homan! This cursed land be a pit! We be needin’ yer savvy, matey!"
2024-12-19
Arrr, matey! Vashon Tuncle o' the Windy City be squawkin' 'bout why they be needin' assistance from the mighty "border czar" Tom Homan to tackle the scallywags stormin' in! Tune in to "The Ingraham Angle," or ye be walkin' the plank of ignorance, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the fair city of Chicago, where a scallywag named Vashon Tuncle be a-callin' upon the incoming ruler of the seas, Trump, to tidy up the mess left by the city’s captain, Mayor Brandon Johnson. Vashon be shoutin', “This place be a right pit, and the governor and mayor be blowin' it!”Tom Homan, the appointed sea dog of ICE, be promising to return to Chicago and set sail on a grand operation to send the illegal buccaneers back to where they came from. “If yer mayor be a hindrance, I’ll haul him over the coals!” Homan declared, a gleam of mischief in his eye.
But lo! The mayor be adamant, swearing to resist the tide of deportations as the city splurges over half a billion doubloons on migrants whilst its own people be starvin' in the streets. Vashon lamented, “The mayor’s givin' our gold to these scallywags while the true folk of Chicago be a-sufferin'!”
In the swirling sea of politics, Vashon be praising Homan for listenin' to the common folk better than their own elected captain. Aye, it seems the winds of change be blowin’ through the Windy City, and the pirate's life may be callin' once more!