Arrr, the whole crew o’ the left be wantin’ a chinwag, savvy? All hands on deck for a natter!
2024-12-19
Avast, ye landlubbers! Merriam-Webster be a scallywag, conjurin' new words like a sorcerer and twistin’ old ones to dance to the beat of the lefty sea shanty! Aye, ‘tis a clever ploy to bamboozle the masses! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be declared that Merriam-Webster’s word of the year for 2024 be "polarization," a term that speaks of the mighty divide 'tween two fierce foes! It seems this word be battlin’ against "brain rot," but I reckon the dictionary crew be a bit daft in their choice! Since 2016, when that scallywag Trump took the helm, the left be throwin’ a fit like a ship in a storm!These landlubbers, unable to handle bein' Trumped, took to their quills and started makin' up words like "womyn" and "Latinx." Aye, even the Scripps National Spelling Bee jumped aboard this nonsense! "Birthing parent" be the new title for mothers, as if folks be forgettin' the good ol' names! What madness is this, ye ask? Why, it be a strange tale of lefty shenanigans tryin’ to twist the tongue of the masses!
Now, as we sail through this sea of absurdity, it be clear that these word-wranglers be as lost as a ship without a compass! From "Latinx" to the bafflin' "Latine," they be searchin' for a term that even the very folks they try to please be ignorin’! Blimey! It seems the left be in a pickle, tryin’ to redefine language to fit their whims, like a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, squawkin' nonsense!