"Where be Biden, matey? That scallywag's loungin' like a lazy sea dog while treasure battles rage on!"
2024-12-19
Arrr, matey! President Biden be takin' a cannonball to the belly for "quietly abandonin' ship," leavin' his crew o' Democrats flounderin' in the stormy seas o' Congress—rumors be flyin' of a shutdown right before Christmas! Ho ho ho, what a jolly mess, eh?
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I've a tale of a captain known as Biden, who be takin' a mighty long siesta while the ship of state be teeterin’ on the edge of a fiscal abyss! With a storm brewin' in Congress and Christmas just a jolly ol' week away, the crew be callin’ him out for his "quiet quittin’." Blimey! The funding scrolls be released just as he be enjoyin’ a solemn rendezvous in Delaware, absent from the helm when his matey Trump be stirrin’ the waters of politics!As the ol’ seadog Trump be demandin’ changes to the treasure map of spendin’, ol’ Biden be nowhere to be found! Instead, he be lettin’ his trusty press secretary take the helm, slingin’ barbs at Trump while Biden lounges like a landlubber. Even the “Obama bros” be jestin’ about his vanishing act, suggestin’ it be easier to forget Trump ain't in command yet!
With whispers of Biden bein’ “a little older and a little slower,” the crew wonders if he’s thrown in the towel, or if perhaps he’s just be takin’ a long walk off a short plank. His cabinet be tryin’ to keep the faith, but even they be scratchin’ their heads at this curious captaincy. Aye, it seems that this ship be adrift, and the crew be yearnin’ for a leader to steer ‘em through the stormy seas ahead!