The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy! Captain Mike Johnson be clutchin’ at straws to keep the ship afloat, lest ol’ Trump scuttles the treasure! Arrr!

2024-12-19

Arrr matey! The Republicans be settin' sail with a Plan B, keepin' the coffers full 'til March, splashin' a cool $100 billion fer disaster plunderin', and raisin' the treasure limit fer two whole years! But alas, will this fine scheme find fair winds, or be left a-drift?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale o’ tempestuous politics on the high seas of governance! The scallywags known as Republicans be hatched a scheme they be callin' Plan B, a cunning plot to keep the good ship Government afloat until the winds o' March be blowin'!

This here plan be a treasure chest filled with gold, as it promises a bountiful $100 billion in aid fer those poor souls stricken by disaster—aye, a right generous haul! But that be not all, fer they be raisin' the debt limit fer two whole years! Aye, they be dreamin' big like a pirate with a chest o' doubloons, but alas, the seas be foggy and it ain’t clear if this ship’ll find safe harbor in the hearts o’ the landlubbers in charge.

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