Arrr, me hearties! Our lass got a right thump from a lad in skirts playin’ volleybrawl! Is yer wee matey safe?
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! Our lass be caught in the stormy seas of the trans agenda! A ruffian lad did put her in a pickle on the volleyball court! Aye, 'tis a treacherous tide, with 24 states still lettin’ this scallywag revel in danger! Avast, what madness be this?
Arrr, gather 'round, ye sea dogs, for a tale of woe and wonder! On a fateful day, the 1st of September in the year of our Lord 2022, a high school volleyball match turned into a tempest of trouble for me fair daughter, Payton. A mighty spike from a lad identifying as a lass knocked her senseless, leavin’ her like a flounder on the gym floor. Aye, ‘twas no mere bump; she suffered a grievous injury to her noggin, leavin’ her part-paralyzed and unable to speak or see straight!In me heart, I knew lettin’ her play was a blunder, but what did I know of the dangers on that fateful court? The weeks that followed were a stormy sea of emotions, as Payton transformed from a spry lass to a shadow of her former self, strugglin’ with even the simplest of tasks. But like a ship fightin’ through a squall, she refused to be sunk! Brave Payton returned to the sport she loved, fightin’ through pain and tears, her spirit unyieldin’!
With a fire in her belly, she rallied to support the Fairness in Women’s Sports Act, givin' voice to those wronged on the field. So, me hearties, heed me warning: protect yer young ones! Don’t let their dreams be dashed like a ship against the rocks. Stand tall, demand better, and let not Payton’s tale be in vain!