The Booty Report

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Trump be sayin’ the ship should sink while Biden’s at the helm, not while he’s still swabbin’ the deck! Arrr!

2024-12-20

Arrr, the captain-elect be hopin' to swab the deck of blame fer a looming shipwreck, all while settin' fire to a treasure map that could’ve kept the hull afloat! Aye, what a scallywag!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather round and lend me yer ears! Word on the high seas be that our freshly elected chief, a right scallywag, be keen on slippin' outta the clutches of blame as the specter of a government shutdown looms o'er the horizon like a stormy gale! Arrr, this buccaneer be as slippery as an eel in a barrel of oil!

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