Arrr, Biden be spinnin' tall tales, Disney's castin' off a trans tale, and Fox be havin' a merry ol' gossip!
2024-12-20
Avast ye mateys! Feast yer eyes on the freshest tales from the Fox News treasure trove! Set sail with Sean Hannity and Raymond Arroyo as they spin yarns and show ye moving pictures that’ll tickle yer funny bone! Yarrr, don’t be missin’ this bounty of mirth!
Avast ye, landlubbers! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of a ruckus on the high seas of politics! First up, the fearsome Fox News captain, Hannity, be squawkin' about a House bill that be naught but a stopgap, a mere patch on a leaky vessel! Arrr!Then ye have Hugh Hewitt, wonderin' how long the Democrats be stranded on their desert isle of exile—aye, a fine question indeed! Meanwhile, a tale of woe unfolds as a lass took a mighty spill in a girls’ volleyball match, all thanks to a scallywag of a lad! Is yer own wee one safe from such peril? Methinks ye best keep a weather eye open!
In the realm of fibs and tall tales, Pants on Fire claims Trump be catchin' the 'Lie of the Year' crown, whilst Biden's grand whopper goes unscathed—what a jolly jest! And the left, they be wantin’ every word in the dictionary, savvy?
As the winds blow, Raymond Arroyo reports Disney doth cast away a transgender storyline. And new data be raisin’ eyebrows ‘bout Biden-Harris job numbers—shiver me timbers!
Lastly, the great drone scare be stirrin' the pot in Jersey, and the Dragon of the East sees the US as weak in the cosmic realms. Trump must hoist the sails and take charge! Arrr!