"Arrr! U.S. jails be breakin' the code, holdin' scallywags longer than their due date, claims the A.C.L.U.!"
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! Thousands o' scallywags, thought to be as harmless as a landlubber's pet parrot, be stuck in the brig longer than a ship's anchor! They’ve been waitin' fer freedom longer than a three-week rum binge, all thanks to that First Step Act mischief! Avast, let 'em go!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, and lend me yer ears! It be a tale of woe, where the jails be chock-full of landlubbers who should've been walkin' the plank to freedom ages ago! Aye, under the grand First Step Act, a hoard of prisoners marked as low-risk have been stuck in chains longer than a barnacle on a ship's hull, some fer a whole year after their release date! What a jolly mess, I tell ye!