The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! The coppers be sayin’ a home raid be surely the work of the scallywag Tren de Aragua crew!

2024-12-20

Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Tren de Aragua, them rascally Venezuelan rogues, be stormin’ a humble abode with blades a'blazin'! The lawmen o' Aurora say it be a ruckus fit for the Devil himself! Yarrr, those landlubbers be needin' a lesson in manners!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer there be tales of the nefarious Tren de Aragua, a gang from the far-off shores of Venezuela, causin’ quite the ruckus in Aurora, Colorado! A band of scallywags stormed an apartment, leavin’ two poor souls battered and bruised, like barnacles on a ship's hull!

The brave Chief Todd Chamberlain be declarin’ these knaves as TdA members, though they be as secretive as a treasure map! They don’t be wearin’ their colors, but their dastardly deeds speak louder than a cannon blast! With a violent home invasion under their belts, they bound, beat, and even stabbed their victims, pilferin’ their jewelry like greedy sea dogs!

Aye, the chief's not one to be daunted, sayin’ it’s no leap to finger these rogues as members of the notorious gang. But fear not, Aurora’s finest be workin’ hand in hand with the feds to clear the fog. Nineteen scallywags were caught, though three slipped through the net and eight now be in the clutches of ICE! With charges ranging from kidnappin’ to extortion, these swabs be in hot water, and just like a ship in a storm, justice be comin’ for ‘em!

So, beware ye landlubbers, for the TdA be lurkin’ in the shadows, and stay vigilant like a good captain on the high seas!

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