"Arrr! Justice Thomas be hidin' his treasure map o' jaunts with a rich matey, say the scallywag Democrats!"
2024-12-21
Arrr, matey! A band o’ Democratic scallywags be spillin’ the beans in a scroll, after a long 20 moons huntin’ for the Supreme Court’s shifty ethics! Avast, what a treasure trove o’ shenanigans they found! Aye, ‘tis a right merry tale o’ legal mischief!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ’bout a grand ol’ report unearthed by the sneaky scallywags of the Democratic crew sittin’ in the court of the Senate. These fine lads’ve been investigatin’ the ethical shenanigans aboard the good ship Supreme Court fer nigh on two score moons, that be 20 months fer ye landlubbers.Arrr, they be uncoverin’ some treasure of revelations that’d make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow! Turns out, the high and mighty justices be followin’ a code of conduct that be less strict than a pirate’s code, and that’s sayin’ somethin’! So, what be the outcome of this long voyage through the murky waters of judicial ethics? Ye can bet yer finest booty it be a bellyful o’ laughs and a heap o’ questions as to how these legal buccaneers be providin’ ‘justice’ while swabbin’ the decks with their own rules!
So, keep yer spyglass handy, matey, fer this tale be far from over! With the winds a-changin’, we be hopin’ fer smoother sails and fairer winds in this tempestuous sea o’ politics. Yo ho ho, let the grand circus of courtroom shenanigans commence!