Arrr! Congress be handin’ out treasure for the old salty sea dogs in public service! Aye, let the gold flow!
2024-12-21
Arrr, matey! This fancy plan be showerin’ gold upon millions who be bellyachin’ for more doubloons! But beware, ye scallywags! Critics claim the $196 billion loot be sinkin’ the ship of solvency faster than a cannonball to the hull! Avast, what a rollickin’ mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of treasure and trouble on the high seas of finance! A new measure be sailin' into the harbor, promising bountiful benefits to the many landlubbers who be pockin' only a few doubloons from the ship o' plenty. Aye, millions o’ souls be ready to feast on a grander banquet of riches!But beware, ye scallywags! The critics be hoistin' their Jolly Roger, screamin' that this here bounty—a staggering $196 billion—be likin' to tear the sails of that fine vessel known as ‘the program.’ They claim that such a lavish outpourin' o’ gold be hastenin' it toward the dreaded shores of insolvency! Aye, that be a fate worse than walkin' the plank!