Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin’ Trump navigated that shutdown storm like a seasoned sea dog! Har har!
2024-12-21
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be givin' a hearty toast to President Trump for dodgin' a government shipwreck! He be tossin' 1,400 pages o' stinkin' pork from Congress's treasure map. A fine day for plunderin' the budget, I say! Yarrr!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the jolly ol’ sea and the landlubber ways of politics! Don’t be fooled, fer a month more, Donald Trump shan't sit upon the captain’s chair o’ the United States, yet he be steerin’ the ship already, savvy?