Biden to Trump: Arrr, be this the sorriest shipwreck of a transition ye ever did see?
2024-12-21
Arrr, matey! In recent tides, me cynicism's been a-sailin' high, what with the choices made by Captain Biden and his crew o' scallywags. 'Tis like they be plundering reason and hoardin' folly! Avast, what a merry jest it be!
Arrr, me hearties! The soon-to-be-drowned Biden crew be actin’ like the seas be risin' with foreign invaders, settin’ their ship ablaze to thwart the marauders! Just a fortnight ago, the captain of this sinking vessel dished out pardons like a pirate tossin’ gold coins, grantin’ clemency to rogues, includin’ the notorious Hunter Biden and a scallywag judge who made off with young landlubbers’ freedom for a pretty penny in his private brig.Then there be Rita Crundwell, the guileful thief who plundered nearly $54 million from her own town—larger than a treasure trove! With the White House in chaos, ol’ Biden be sellin’ off steel barriers like a desperate merchant, makin’ life harder for the incoming Trump crew. And what be this tale of drones flittin’ about the skies like pesky seagulls? The crew claims they be harmless, but the talk o’ conspiracies be risin’ like the tide!
As Democrats squabble ‘bout deportin’ scallywags and a new “border czar” sets sail to fetch them back, it seems the wind be blowin’ in favor of a change! With only a few weeks left in his term, ol’ Biden be actin’ as if the election result be a mere jest. Buckle yer swashbucklin’ belts, fer the next captain will have a storm to weather! Yarr!