Arrr! Congress be tossin' gold, settlin' the storm, keepin' the ship afloat 'til the next squall!
2024-12-21
Arrr, the Senate scallywags be raisin’ the Jolly Roger on a measure and sendin’ it to Cap’n Biden’s deck, just as the clock struck twelve, lest the treasure of funds be lost to Davy Jones! A right merry midnight scramble, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of the high seas o’ politics! The Senate, them scallywags, did hoist the anchor and set sail on a measure, lettin' it fly straight to the desk of Captain Biden, just ‘fore the midnight hour struck like a cannon blast! Aye, the clock was tickin’ like a ship’s wheel caught in a storm, and the crew knew they had to act fast, lest the treasure chest of funding be swallowed by the depths of oblivion.