"Arrr! Tossed from the treasure map, but them cancer cures and stadium shenanigans be back on the Senate’s horizon!"
2024-12-21
Arrr, me hearties! Two scrolls fer wee scallywag cancer research and a mighty fine football pitch be cast aside from the treasure chest o’ spending! But lo and behold, they hoisted their sails and sailed through as separate booty early on Saturday morn! Avast, what a jolly surprise!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the landlubber’s realm of politics! In the dead of night, just as the moon be a-glowin’ bright, two fine pieces o’ treasure—nay, bills—set sail on the choppy waters of legislation! Aye, one be aimed at takin' aim at the dastardly foe known as pediatric cancer, and the other be fixin’ to plant a grand football stadium where the raucous cheers of scallywags can echo!But lo and behold! These two fine morsels were left marooned in the sea of a mighty spendin’ package, like a ship without a captain, until the fates smiled upon ‘em early on Saturday mornin’. With the crack o’ dawn, they rose from the depths, bein' passed as separate legislation, ready to make waves in the political ocean!