The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the scallywags be quakin' in their boots, fearin' Trump’ll sink their ship o' resettlement once more!

2024-12-22

Avast! As Cap’n Trump hoists his flag once more, the grand scheme be in peril! Many a landlubber, ready to set sail for the U.S. shores, might find themselves marooned on distant sands. Blimey, what a pickle that be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the treacherous seas of politics! It be said that the one and only Donald J. Trump be settin' sail back to the captain's chair of the grand ol' U.S. of A. But hark! The ship of resettlement be takin' on water, and many poor souls in foreign lands be at risk of bein' marooned!

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