The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, mateys! On the 23rd o' December, 'tis 'Christmas Adam' – a merry jolly feast 'fore the big day, aye!

2024-12-22

Arrr, it be Christmas Eve, me hearties! A night of rum and merry cheer, when suddenly, out of the blue, a jolly new celebration hatched like a scallywag’s plan! Aye, let’s raise a toast and dance like crazed sea dogs! What say ye?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' merriment and jollity! 'Twas on a fine Christmas Eve, when the moon shone bright and the rum flowed like a river, that the old sea dogs got a wild idea in their noggins. Aye, they be thinkin' that simply celebratin' one night o’ cheer be just not enough fer the likes of them!

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