Avast ye! The grand court’s rulings in 2024 be as wild as a parrot on rum—presidents untouchable, rules tossed like old fish!
2024-12-22
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2024, the high sea judges be makin’ merry with rulings on Trump’s treasure chest of immunity, protectin' the fine crew of trans folk, and ponderin’ the Chevron code. A jolly ol' time for law and swashbucklin’ debates!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin a yarn of the U.S. Supreme Court’s grand adventures in the year 2024! Aye, the court be shiverin' the timbers of the Biden crew, refusin’ to let ‘em redefine Title IX to include the scallywags of sexual orientation and gender identity. They cast aside a long-held rule that favored the administrative buccaneers of Washington, much to the chagrin of the conservatives, who be claimin’ it be a victory for liberty!In a twist, the court ruled that former captains, like President Trump, be havin’ substantial protection from the law as he sails towards the 2024 election. Avast, they even sided with a Jan. 6 ruffian, makin’ a mockery of the feds’ obstruction claims! The court also set their sights on the social media seas, givin' props to freedom of speech on platforms like Facebook and TikTok, much to the ire of Texas and Florida’s governors, who be grumblin’ about Silicon Valley bias.
So grab yer rum, me hearties, for the justices be battlin’ over the fate of the ocean and government powers. With a hearty laugh, we see how the winds of change be blowin’—and all ye landlubbers be watchin’ with bated breath for what be comin’ next in this high seas of justice!