"A landlubber lass in travail be nabbed for settlin' her ship on dry land! Arrr, what a jolly mess!"
2024-12-22
Arrr, me hearties! The spyglass captured a jolly sight of a constable from the fair city of Louisville, wrangling a lass! But lo and behold, she popped out a wee treasure later that very day! A fine tale for the tavern, I say!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round 'n lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye a tale from the shores of Louisville, where a wee lass found herself in a spot o' bother with the law. Aye, 'tis a story that be ticklin' the funny bone, I tell ye!