“Savvy scallywags be tossin’ Lizzie’s tale o’ cancer gold to the briny deep, claimin’ the GOP be no scallywags!”
2024-12-22
Arrr, matey! The crew of Trump be chippin' away at the tall tales spun by that sea hag, Sen. Warren! She be claimin' the GOP scuttled the bounty for wee ones stricken by the dread disease, but lo, they passed the treasure 'fore she could blink! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we set sail through the treacherous waters of political squabblin'! It seems that the scallywags on the left, led by the notorious Sen. Elizabeth Warren, be claimin' that the fine Republican crew, under the watchful eye of President-elect Trump, be blockin' funds for wee ones ailin' from cancer. But fear not, for truth be a fierce beast! A stand-alone bill lingered like barnacles on a ship bottom, gatherin' dust in the Democratic Senate for months!In the early mornin' hours of Saturday, Congress passed a simpler spendin' bill to steer clear of a government shutdown, after tech buccaneer Elon Musk and his mates deemed a 1,500-page monstrosity full of "excessive spendin', special interest giveaways, and pork" as unacceptable.
As the Democrats raised a ruckus about child cancer funds bein' cut, the savvy sea dogs on the right pointed out that a bill for such noble causes had already sailed through the Republican-led House but was marooned in the Senate. Musk, in his wit, retorted against Warren's claims, callin' her "Lyin’ Liz," a jab sharper than a cutlass!
So, as the tides of politics ebb and flow, remember, me mateys, the seas be murky, and the truth often lies at the bottom of the ocean!