Arrr, Colin Jost be ticklin' fancy with cruel jests 'bout his fair lass Scarlett, who be hidin' like a ghost!
2024-12-22
Arrr, Colin Jost be walkin' the plank of jestin' 'bout his fair matey Scarlett Johansson during the “Weekend Update” on “Saturday Night Live," while she be givin' him the stern eye, like a captain spottin' a scallywag! Aye, what a rollickin’ comedy treasure that be!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of merriment and jests from the jolly seas of the “Saturday Night Live” coven, where the scallywag Colin Jost be takin’ jabs at his fair lass, Scarlett Johansson! Aye, he be jestin' about her whilst she be watchin' backstage, clutchin' her drink like a treasure chest.This year, Jost had the gall to read his matey Michael Che's rib-ticklin’ japes, includin’ some that sailed into troubled waters, ye might say! He quipped that he’d deliver 'em in a “Black voice” to dodge the cannon fire of controversy! Har har! Then, he turned his sights to his beloved Scarlett, who be wincin' like a sailor caught in a storm.
“Ahoy, Scarlett just hit the big 4-0!” he proclaimed, causin’ her to lament, “Why?” Jost, laughin’ like a sea dog, added, “We just had a wee lad, but ye ain’t seen him 'cause he be Black as hell!” Aye, that be the kind of humor that could make a ghost pirate blush!
Scarlett, bless her heart, said watchin’ the segment be akin to walkin’ the plank. But after years of jestin', this pirate couple be still sailin’ strong since their vows in 2020, still battlin’ the waves of laughter and love! Arrr, what a jolly good time! Yarrr!