"Avast ye! Joe Manchin be callin' the Democratic crew ‘toxic’ and be pointin' fingers at the progressives, arrr!"
2024-12-22
Arrr, Sen. Joe Manchin be pointin' his hook at them progressives, claimin' they’ve made the Democratic ship all toxic-like! As he readies to set sail from the Senate at term's end, he be thinkin' it’s time to abandon ship before it sinks! Avast, what a merry jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of one Joe Manchin, a scallywag from West Virginia, who be blasting his old crew, the Democratic Party, as a wretched ol’ ship o’ toxicity! Aye, he's set to hang up his hat at the end of the term, and in a recent chat with CNN, he let loose with a cannonade of words!Once a loyal Democrat, this rogue turned Independent, claiming the party’s compass be all askew, pointing towards matters that ain't fit for a proper sea captain, like what folks can and can't do. “The D-brand be toxic!” he declared, lamenting how the progressives have tossed aside good jobs and fair pay for the tempests of social issues!
But hold yer horses, for he didn't just take aim at the Democrats! He also set his sights on the Republicans, callin’ them "too extreme," like a ship with a mad captain lettin’ everyone have their way with cannons ablaze! "Let’s have some common sense!" he bellowed, askin’ for a balance betwixt the two crews.
With 14 years sailing the Senate seas and a storied career as governor, Manchin’s ship be dockin’ soon, leaving behind a wake of jests and jibes. So raise a tankard to the lad as he sails off into the sunset, plundering no more!