"Ahoy, mateys! Advent 2024: Snatchin' back Christmas with the jolly ol' love from the Good Book, arrr!"
2024-12-22
Ahoy, matey! God's love be like a fine rum, spillin' on all hands o' the ship, even them scallywags we don't fancy! Justice be the sail, catchin' the winds of compassion fer all souls, even those we’d rather keelhaul! Arrr, love be the treasure we all be seekin'!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of love and the jolly season of Christmas, where many a landlubber be tangled in the nets of consumerism! Aye, when ye hear the word love, ye might think of Valentine’s Day, but that be a misguided notion; the true spirit of Christmas be lost in the clamor for shiny trinkets and gold doubloons! Arrr!