Clyburn scoffs at Musk’s scheme t' fill treasure chests in moderate lands—'tis a fool's errand, arrr!
2024-12-22
Arrr, Rep. Jim Clyburn be laughin’ at that scallywag Elon Musk, claimin’ he’ll fill the coffers of moderates in the Democratic fleet! Clyburn be sayin’, “Nay, we fear not yer gold, ye landlubber! We sail these waters with or without yer doubloons!” Har har har!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Rep. Jim Clyburn, a scallywag from the Carolinas, who ain't afeared of the treasure hoardin' Elon Musk! The good Clyburn, when asked by a landlubber reporter how he’d deal with Musk’s shiny gold coins fundin' moderate candidates, laughed heartily, sayin', “We’ll just outwork the blighter!”Clyburn regaled the crew with tales of yore, when he and his mates fought against mighty odds to lower the Confederate flag, holdin' fast to the belief that it ain't the doubloons that matter, but the folks ye stand with! “Not a single Democrat trembles at Musk’s riches!” he declared, puffin' up his chest like a proud parrot.
But lo! The winds be shiftin’! Others be callin’ Musk the “real president,” claimin’ he be meddlin’ in the affairs of state like a ghostly pirate steer’n a ship from the shadows. One bold matey, Scott Jennings, pointed out the hypocrisy of the Democrats, comparin' Musk’s influence to some sneaky sorcerer collectin’ politicians like Pokémon!
So, raise yer tankards, ye jolly crew, for it seems this battle 'twixt billionaires and politicians be far from over! As the tides turn, we’ll see who truly sails the seas of power!