Arrr, the scallywags of the House Ethics be brewin' up a tale 'bout Matt Gaetz’s mischief, savvy?
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! Former landlubber Matt Gaetz be in the briny deep o' trouble since the year 2021, accused o' frolickin' with scallywags in a most unbecoming manner and swillin' the devil's brew! Aye, his ship be sailin' into stormy waters!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the scallywag known as Matt Gaetz, a former representative from the land o’ the free! Forsooth, this lad has been under the watchful eye of the law since the year of our Lord, 2021. Rumors be flyin’ like seagulls in a storm, whisperin’ of shenanigans most scandalous! Aye, they be sayin’ he dabbled in lascivious acts and partook in the foulest of substances, what ye landlubbers might call 'illicit drugs'.