Arrr, what’d them founding scallywags think of TikTok and the saucy scrollin’? A right ruckus, I reckon!
2024-12-23
Arrr! Next month, the high seas o’ law be settin’ sail fer the Supreme Court, where they’ll parley over the First Amendment’s treasure map, arguin’ ‘bout those scallywag laws keepin’ young deckhands away from the lascivious tales of the vast internet seas! Avast ye, mateys!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the grand courts of the land! Next month, the mighty Supreme Court be settin’ sail on a voyage through the tumultuous seas of the First Amendment! Aye, they be ponderin’ over the laws that seek to ban yon app and protect our wee mateys from the treacherous waters of scandalous materials on the vast ocean of the internet.