Arrr, them Haitians in Ohio be wranglin' the holidays, but they be ponderin': Will they sail on or sink?
2024-12-23
Aye, matey! In a faraway land, a crew of Haitian swabs be toil'n at an Amazon hold, stuffin' loot fer the jolly season. But when that scallywag Trump took the helm, fears a'loom like a stormy sea 'bout what fate awaits 'em! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the shores of Haiti, where a band o' fine folk be settin' sail to the land of Springfield, workin' in a great Amazon warehouse! Aye, these brave souls be packin' up a treasure trove o' holiday gifts, makin' sure every scallywag finds their booty beneath the ol' Christmas tree!But lo and behold, the winds o' change be blowin' fierce! With the rise o' Captain Trump, some hearts be quakin' like a ship in a stormy sea. The Haitian crew be frettin' over their future in this strange new world. “Will we be tossed overboard, or can we keep our sails unfurled?” they ponder, fearin' the loss o' their hard-won havens.
Yarrr, these good folk be wonderin' if the winds will shift in their favor or if they'll be left adrift, stranded without a compass! With the holiday season approachin', they be hopin' their labor will bring not just gifts for others, but a bounteous harvest o' security for themselves! So raise a tankard and toast to them, for every pirate knows the sweetness of a good rum and fair winds, especially when the world seems to be turnin' upside down!