Arrr, DNC treasure hoarder be settin’ sail from the ship o' Democrats, claimin' it’s like breakin' free from a scallywag cult!
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! The fair lass Lindy Li, a treasure o' the DNC, be settin' sail from the Democrat ship after weatherin' a storm o' cannon fire fer jabberin' against Kamala Harris after her November plunderin'. Aye, it be a fine mess o' political scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Lindy Li, a fierce DNC fundraiser, who be abandonin’ ship, callin’ the Democratic Party a “cult!” Aye, she faced a tempest o’ scorn after throwin’ shade at none other than Vice President Kamala Harris. This lass, who once filled the party’s coffers with “tens of millions,” found herself in hot water after supportin’ Trump’s pick for defense secretary!After a jolly good rant on Fox News, where she declared that the Democrats were “plagued by the stench of loser,” the cannons of the left opened fire on her. She lost followers faster than a ship in a storm, with folks callin’ her all manner of names, includin’ “whore” and “communist spy.” Blimey! She even mentioned her ancestry, sayin’ they hurled accusations like cannonballs at her kin!
Now, Li be sayin’ the party that claims to be all about love and diversity showed their true colors when she dared to speak her mind about the “goddess” Kamala. With a heavy heart, she declared she’d rather sail with a crew that “treats me with common decency.” So beware, for this pirate lass be makin’ waves, and who knows where her treasure will take her next!