"Arrr! Three cunning schemes fer Trump to spark the energy seas ‘n set American hearts ablaze, matey!"
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! Since Biden be settin' sail against American energy, the winds be shiftin'! Now that Trump be ready to hoist the anchor back to the White House, here be three jolly ways to rouse the energy seas once more! Avast, let the treasure flow!
Ahoy, me hearties! In the month of November, the fine folks of America cast their votes like a ship's crew yearning to escape a leaky vessel under Captain Biden’s command. The treasure of coin in their pockets be shrinking faster than a scallywag’s courage in a storm! Inflation, once thought a mere breeze, has turned into a tempest, with utilities sailing 30% higher and grub costin' more than 20% than before. Arrr, it be a rough sea for all!But lo! The newly elected President Trump be speakin' of fixin’ all that be broken, even vowin' to shave half off the electricity costs like a pirate trims his beard! On the first day, he can hoist the sails and take three bold steps to ease the crew's woes. First, he can scuttle that pesky tax hidden in the "Inflation Reduction Act" that be weighin' down the natural gas merchants. 'Tis not a tax on methane, but a burden that the good folk be payin'!
As the winds of change blow, Trump can issue orders to revive the old electricity plants, bringing forth a bounty of power to light the dark seas. With the flick of a quill, he can send signals to the oil wagons to roll again, making America’s energy strong as the fiercest pirate ship! Aye, the golden age awaits, and all hands must be prepared for a fairer tide!